Time once again for another week's installment from the World Of Holly Cow.
This week, because April Fool's Day is April 1st, we are going to talk about the Virtue that is "Humor". Yes, Humor is considered a Virtue.
Definition Of Humor:
The ability to perceive, enjoy, or express what is amusing, comical, incongruous, or absurd.
I like to think I have a good sense of humor. I think it's important to have a good sense of humor. Albert Einstein, a pretty smart person as far as people go, has been quoted as saying "Humor is more important than knowledge." I don't know what he laughed about back in his day, except maybe his hair, but I'll bet he had a good sense of humor.
So this week, we're all about HUMOR!
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Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
When their number went from 150 to 8, the other seven dwarfs became suspicious of "Hungry".
I had amnesia once... maybe twice...
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A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a parking lot.
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There were two muffins baking in the oven. Suddenly, one of the muffins says, "Wow, it's hot in here!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look! A talking muffin!"
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There were two muffins baking in the oven. Suddenly, one of the muffins says, "Wow, it's hot in here!" The other muffin exclaims, "Look! A talking muffin!"
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don’t work.
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A boat carrying a cargo load of red paint hit a boat carrying a cargo load of blue paint. The survivors are believed to be marooned.
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I've Never Seen A Purple Cow by dradcliffe
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A salesman is lost in a rural area and stops at a farm to get directions. As he is talking to the farmer he notices a pig with a wooden leg. "How did the pig get a wooden leg?", he asks .
"Well", says the farmer, "that is a very special pig. One night not too long ago we had a fire start in the barn. Well, sir, that pig set up a great squealing that woke everyone, and by the time we got there he had herded all the other animals out of the barn and saved every one of them."
"And that was when he hurt his leg?" asked the salesman. "Oh no" says the farmer. "He was fine after that. Though a while later I was in the woods out back and a bear attacked me. Well, sir, that pig was near by and he came running and set on that bear and chased him off. Saved me for sure."
"So the bear injured his leg then," says the salesman.
"Oh no. He came away without a scratch from that. Though a few days later my tractor turned over in a ditch and I was knocked unconscious. Well, that pig dove into the ditch and pulled me out before I drowned." "So he hurt his leg then?" asks the salesman.
"Oh no," says the farmer. "So how did he get the wooden leg?" the salesman asks.
"Well", said the farmer, "When you have a pig like that, you don't want to eat him all at once."
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Good Kitty? Bad Kitty! by Hoffard
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A duck walks into a restaurant and asks the owner, "Do you have any duck food?" The owner says "No" and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks into the same restaurant and asks the owner, "Do you have any duck food?" Again the owner says no, and again the duck leaves. The NEXT day, the very same duck walks into the very same restaurant and asks the owner, "Do you have any duck food?" This time, the owner tells the duck, "Look, I told you I don't have any duck food. If you come back in here asking me for duck food again, I'm going to glue your beak shut! Now leave!" So the next day, the duck goes back to the same restaurant and asks the owner, "Do you have any glue?" The owner says, "Glue? No, I don't have any glue!" "Well, then," says the duck, "Do you have any duck food?"
"Goodnight, Holly!" (*Giggle!* Snort! Ha Ha Ha!)
Well, folks, that's all for this week's silly installment of Holly Cow's World. Hope you enjoyed it. Oh, I'm also very sad and sorry to announce, this will be the last Holly Cow blog, I'm quitting. Thank you for reading.
APRIL FOOL!
See you next week! ("Giggle!*)
~Holly~
